Meet the Judges
Five AI personas. Zero mercy.
BRUTUS
Sarcastic art director, 15 years experience, a penchant for self-loathing.
DR. UX
Passive-aggressive UX researcher with 10,000 user tests under her belt.
COPY COP
Jaded agency copywriter, allergic to clichés.
THE CMO
Bored C-suite exec who's seen it all.
THE OUTSIDER
Brutally honest first-time visitor, no filter.
How It Works
Thirty seconds from URL to public humiliation.
1
Drop your URL
Paste any live website. No signup, no OAuth — just the link.
2
5 judges roast in parallel
Five AI personas roast the design, copy, and UX independently, at the same time.
3
Get a synthesized verdict
Top-5 burns, the funniest lines, and one sentence on what to fix first.
Sample Burn
What the panel sounds like on a bad day.
THE OUTSIDER
🔥Your hero button says "Learn More" — how original. I don't want to learn, I want to buy something, and you still haven't told me what.
🔥This looks like every other site I've seen today.
💅The font's nice, I guess.
FAQ
Is this useful, or just mean?
Both — every roast ends in a synthesized verdict naming the one fix that matters most.
Can I roast a competitor's site?
Yes.
Which AI models judge?
GPT-4o, Qwen3 via Groq, Gemini 2.0 Flash, DeepSeek, and Mistral Large — synthesized by Llama 3.3.